• her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Song: 505 + Rain
Album: Favourite Worst Nightmare
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Arctic Monkeys - 505 + Rain

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No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.


Line breaks: soul|mate

Pronounciation: /ˈsəʊlmeɪt
  • A person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
  • A person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.

George Harrison relaxing in India. 


Do you know how badly I want the US to win a World Cup like a country that doesn’t even care at all about soccer and then we win and just put the cup in some closet somewhere do you know how annoyed other countries would be I want so badly to win